Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/280 points)
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Check out the Credits page!
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 7/18 (90/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.